Welcome to The Deeper Into Movies Podcast: Silver Screens and Midnight Dreams!

This week, we’ve got a wild buffet of films that’ll make you laugh, cry, and question your entire existence: Palm Springs (2020), The Congress (2013), Margin Call (2011), and Amour (2012). What do a time loop, a hallucinogenic animated dystopia, a financial apocalypse, and an emotional gut-punch about aging have in common? Surprisingly, more than you’d think!

First up, Palm Springs reminds us that being stuck in the same day forever isn’t so bad when you’ve got a pool, a sense of humor, and someone cute to argue with. On the flip side, The Congress takes the concept of reality, crumples it up, and yeets it into a neon fever dream where Robin Wright literally sells her soul (and likeness) to Hollywood. It’s like a midlife crisis, but animated.

Then we’ve got Margin Call, which takes us into the high-stakes world of Wall Street, where moral compasses break faster than the economy. Spoiler alert: math ruins everything. Finally, Amour steps in to hit you right in the feels, showing us that love is beautiful, messy, and occasionally devastating—like life, but with better lighting.

Watch Palm Springs here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/palm-springs

Watch The Congress here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-congress

Watch Margin Call here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/margin-call

Watch Amour here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/amour

These films are like your emotional support group: one helps you laugh at life’s absurdity, one makes you question everything, one reminds you why spreadsheets are evil, and one makes you hug your loved ones a little tighter. Let’s dive in and see what it all means—preferably with popcorn and a box of tissues.

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🌪️ Every episode, we roll deep into the lanes of life, conspiracy, cosmic weirdness, and questionable athleticism. Is it about bowling? Sometimes. Is it about unfiltered nonsense that somehow always circles back to bowling? Absolutely.

😱 INSANE FACTS YOU CAN’T UNSEE:

In 1973, a man bowled a perfect 300 using a grapefruit. 🍊

Most professional bowlers are 72% lizard, according to studies we made up. 🦎

The Bowling League once time-traveled to 1985 and challenged Marty McFly to a cosmic bowl-off. He declined. 💥

One of our hosts is technically banned from seven bowling alleys for "suspicious psychic turbulence." 🔮

👽 Topics may include:

Interdimensional turkey rituals (🦃 x3 = 👻)

Moon-based bowling leagues run by sentient cheese (🧀)

The real reason Bigfoot retired from the PBA (he got too good 🏆)

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Live Wednesday at 8 PM EST!

🚀 UFOs, MH-370, Bowling (sometimes), and All Kinds of Wild Topics! 🚀

Welcome to The Bowling League Podcast, where we roll into deep discussions, hilarious debates, and unexpected tangents every single episode! 🏆🎤

What do we talk about?

✅ UFOs & the unexplained – Because space is cool and weird stuff happens. 🌌👽

✅ MH-370 – Yeah, we talk about it. A LOT. And we’re not stopping. ✈️💨

✅ Bowling – We’ll get to it… eventually. 🎳

✅ Pop culture, history, and whatever else we find interesting – Expect deep dives and side quests. 📚🔍

✅ Laughs, hot takes, and the best conversations you'll hear all week! 🤩🎙️

🎙️ New episodes drop whenever inspiration (or a bowling ball) strikes.

BONUS: A COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BUT DELICIOUS CUPCAKE RECIPE! 🧁✨

Because listening to a great podcast pairs perfectly with a snack.

🎂 The Perfect Podcast Cupcakes

📝 Ingredients:
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½ cup keto sugar 🍬
1 tsp baking powder 💥
½ cup melted butter 🧈
2 eggs 🥚🥚
½ cup milk 🥛
1 tsp vanilla extract ✨

🔥 Instructions:
Preheat oven to 350°F. 🔥

Mix everything in a bowl until smooth. No overthinking—just like a perfect podcast topic. 🎙️

Pour into cupcake liners. Bake for 20 min. 🧁

Frost, devour, and enjoy while listening to The Bowling League Podcast! 🎉

So grab a cupcake, hit play, and join us for fun, fascinating, and always entertaining conversations on The Bowling League
Podcast! 🎳🔥

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Hey there, future podcast pin-faller! 🎳😄

Ever felt like your brain was more of a bowling alley—filled with random strikes of genius 🎯, gutter balls of hilarity 😂, and an occasional mystery that just won’t quit? 🤔 Then it’s time to join the Bowling League Podcast, where we mix friendship, gaming 🎮, and strategy like a perfect frame in BattleFront 2 and Fortnite (yes, we really do roll that hard 😉).

But wait—there’s more! When we're not debating the physics of UFOs 👽🛸, unraveling the mysteries of MH370 (seriously, we talk about that a LOT 😱), or chatting about aliens, God, and Jesus ✝️🙏, we’re just hanging out with some of the coolest cats 😎🐾 this side of the galaxy 🌌.

Ready to get in on the action? Head over to maps.tecoreo.com 🔗 and get to know the crew 🤝. It's your official invite to our strike zone—where laughter 😆, gaming 🎮, and the wildest conversations 💬 are always on tap.

So, what are you waiting for? Roll on over and join the fun. Let’s knock down those pins of curiosity together! 🎳✨

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Hey there, cosmic pin crushers and UFO enthusiasts! 🚀✨ Are you ready to SPARE some time and STRIKE up some laughs? 😏🎉

Join us on The Bowling League Podcast 🎙️—where the pins aren’t the only thing getting knocked down! 🌌💫

This week, we’re diving into:

🛸 Are UFOs just alien league bowlers who lost their lane?

🎳 Cosmic Bowling: Does glittery lane oil attract extraterrestrials?

👽 Do aliens prefer 10-pound balls or just telekinetic strikes?

We’ve got theories so wild they’re rolling into the gutter of hilarity! 🌠🤣

Whether you’re a turkey in the making 🦃 or just here for the laughs, this episode is BEAMING with fun. 🔥🎳

So, polish your balls, shine your shoes, and bring your A-Game (or your Z-Game if you’re feeling extra galactic). 💫👟

And remember… if you see a UFO above the alley, don’t panic—it’s just the aliens cheering for a perfect game! 👾👏

🎧 Tune in wherever you get your podcasts… and may the lanes be ever in your favor! 🙌✨

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This is a curated AI summary of the sources listed below, using the model described, and the prompt given.

This is fun and should serve as an introduction to this knowledge if it is new to you, but certainly, if you find this stuff interesting, don't let this be your last contact with this information. My advice is to go to the original sources and see where direct contact with this information takes you.

For myself, I get to approach this process from the opposite direction. In most cases, I read some or all of an original source and then use the AI as a way to compress the knowledge and present it in a conversational tone. I find that this allows me to interact with larger fields of knowledge much faster than I was previously able to do. However, I continuously remind myself that the knowledge that I have gained from these journeys did not come from an original evaluation of the sources, but instead was led by an AI intermediary.

May this AI book club (at least partially) serve as a human-tuning test for how AI reasons and summarizes. By reading the original material, then listening to these AI summaries, one gets a Fingerspitzengefühl (an intuitive feel) for the process of how AI interacts with our traditional knowledge bases.

Our online world is changing under AI’s attentive gaze. Learning how AI synthesizes its conclusions and views the world will be something that every school child will need to understand soon.

Enjoy this AI dish, prepared experimentally and especially for you, my dear diner.

~ The Chef


📚The recipe card for The Gospel of Jesus Christ by Maria Valtorta:

Model: NotebookLM Pro

Sources:
Poem of The Man-God by Maria Valtorta
https://archive.org/details/Volume1OfThePoemOfTheManGod
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/21406290-the-poem-of-the-man-god-vol-1

Prompt: none.
The Chef Temperature (TCT): High

(the TCT scale is):
Extra Extra High: The Chef read all the sources and edited the final result.

Extra High: The Chef knows the topic (but has not read all the sources) and edited the final result.

High: The Chef read all sources and handpicked the final result.

Medium: The Chef knows the topic (but has not read all the sources) and handpicked the final result.

Low: The Chef is not knowledgeable on the topic and has not read the sources. The Chef is exploring this in real time with you. This mode is experimental and thus more prone to AI inattentiveness and hallucination. Confirming any new and interesting facts or conclusions with the original sources is wise.

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Cosmic GED ~ AI Book Club ~ An Introduction to the Work.

This is a curated AI summary of the sources listed below, using the model described, and the prompt given.

This is fun and should serve as an introduction to this knowledge if it is new to you, but certainly, if you find this stuff interesting, don't let this be your last contact with this information. My advice is to go to the original sources and see where direct contact with this information takes you.

For myself, I get to approach this process from the opposite direction. In most cases, I read some or all of an original source and then use the AI as a way to compress the knowledge and present it in a conversational tone. I find that this allows me to interact with larger fields of knowledge much faster than I was previously able to do. However, I continuously remind myself that the knowledge that I have gained from these journeys did not come from an original evaluation of the sources, but instead was led by an AI intermediary.

May this AI book club (at least partially) serve as a human-tuning test for how AI reasons and summarizes. By reading the original material, then listening to these AI summaries, one gets a Fingerspitzengefühl (an intuitive feel) for the process of how AI interacts with our traditional knowledge bases.

Our online world is changing under AI’s attentive gaze. Learning how AI synthesizes its conclusions and views the world will be something that every school child will need to understand soon.

Enjoy this AI dish, prepared experimentally and especially for you, my dear diner.

~ The Chef


📚The recipe card for An Introduction to the Work.

Model: Rev Paul’s brain circa January 2025.

Sources: Rev Paul’s brain remembering some stuff.

Prompt: Create an Introduction to the Cosmic GED ~ AI Book Club and introduce the first book.

The Chef Temperature (TCT): Extra Extra High

(the TCT scale is):
Extra Extra High: The Chef read all the sources and edited the final result.

Extra High: The Chef knows the topic (but has not read all the sources) and edited the final result.

High: The Chef read all sources and handpicked the final result.

Medium: The Chef knows the topic (but has not read all the sources) and handpicked the final result.

Low: The Chef is not knowledgeable on the topic and has not read the sources. The Chef is exploring this in real time with you. This mode is experimental and thus more prone to AI inattentiveness and hallucination. Confirming any new and interesting facts or conclusions with the original sources is wise.

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In the bustling city of Denver, Colorado, two friends shared a passion for unraveling the universe's greatest mysteries. Their latest obsession? The enigmatic disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 and its rumored connections to UFOs and extraterrestrial life.

One crisp January evening in 2025, as they delved into the latest online theories, a breaking news alert flashed across their screens: "Malaysia has agreed to a new 'no find, no fee' deal with U.S. marine robotics firm Ocean Infinity to search for the missing flight MH370."

One friend's eyes widened. "Did you see this? They're resuming the search for MH370! Maybe they'll finally uncover the truth."

The other nodded, excitement evident. "And with all the recent UFO sightings and government disclosures, who knows what they'll find?"

Their conversation was interrupted by a notification from their favorite podcast channel.

"Hey, The Bowling League Podcast just went live," one said, clicking the link.

The screen transitioned to the familiar setup of the podcast, but tonight's episode had a twist. The hosts, known for their humorous takes on current events, were dressed in alien costumes, complete with antennae and green face paint.

"Good evening, earthlings!" one host greeted. "Tonight, we're diving into the cosmic gutter to discuss the latest on MH370 and its potential extraterrestrial connections."

The other host chimed in, "And remember, if aliens invite you to a bowling match, always let them win. You don't want to know what a cosmic strike looks like!"

The friends burst into laughter, appreciating the hosts' ability to blend humor with intrigue.

As the podcast delved deeper into the topic, discussing recent UFO sightings and government reports, one leaned back. "You know, with all this information coming to light, maybe the truth is out there, and it's closer than we think."

The other grinned. "Or maybe it's just waiting for us in the next episode of The Bowling League Podcast."

They clinked their coffee mugs together, toasting to the mysteries of the universe and the joy of exploring them, one podcast episode at a time.

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Welcome back to The Deeper Into Movies Podcast: Silver Screens and Midnight Dreams!

Let’s celebrate the magic of storytelling with two incredible films that stir the soul and ignite the imagination: A Little Chaos (2014) and True Romance (1993). Both offer a journey into passion, artistry, and the fearless pursuit of something extraordinary.

First, we bask in the elegance of A Little Chaos. Directed by Alan Rickman, this exquisite period drama brings us to the court of King Louis XIV, where gardens become the stage for revolution. Kate Winslet shines as Sabine de Barra, a gardener whose vision transforms the rigid formalities of Versailles into a breathtaking tapestry of beauty and life. This is a film that celebrates creativity, resilience, and the power of finding order in chaos—layered with lush visuals, moving performances, and a timeless message about the courage to dream.

Watch A Little Chaos here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-little-chaos

Then, we revel in the electric intensity of True Romance. Directed by Tony Scott and written by Quentin Tarantino, it’s a love story turned full-throttle odyssey. Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette give unforgettable performances as Clarence and Alabama, two lovers swept up in a whirlwind of passion, danger, and crime. From its razor-sharp dialogue to its dazzling visual style, this film is a celebration of reckless love and unyielding devotion, set against a backdrop of unforgettable characters and high-stakes drama.

Watch True Romance here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/true-romance

A Little Chaos may play like a gentle waltz, while True Romance is a full-throttle rock anthem, but both explore the transformative power of love and creativity in the face of rigid systems. Together, they remind us of the transformative power of love and the boldness it takes to reshape the world around us, whether with a garden spade or a burning desire to live life on your own terms.

So grab your headphones and join us as we dive into the beauty, chaos, and romance of these two cinematic masterpieces.

🎬 Let’s get deeper. 🎬

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Session 3 of 3

Greetings, future Deeply Hoopy Frood! 🚀🪐

Are you ready to face the chaos of modern life with confidence, wit, and a towel in hand?

Because here’s the truth: The Towel Knows. And if you don’t, well… let’s just say it’s time to get on board.

Now’s the moment to act because:

🌍 The world is one surprise after another! From shocking news to bewildering trends, things are unraveling faster than a cheap sweater in a tumble dryer.

👽 The government is casually admitting aliens are real. UFOs? UAPs? Whatever they’re calling them now, extraterrestrial visitors are real, and they’re probably just as weirded out by us as we are by them.

🤖 AI might already have your job, and you’d never know it. If your emails suddenly feel too witty and well-punctuated, it’s probably not you—it’s a bot.

💡 The Towel Knows that staying ahead means learning new skills faster than ever! Whether it’s mastering AI tools, impressing extraterrestrials, or just figuring out why your phone keeps autocorrecting “hello” to “hedgehog,” you’ve got to keep up!

But Don’t Panic! The Order of the Towel training videos will teach you everything you need to know to survive, thrive, and outshine the competition in this wild, intergalactic, AI-infused reality.

Because, remember: The Towel Knows.

By joining The Order, you’ll:

✔️ Become a Deeply Hoopy Frood who really knows where their towel is.

✔️ Prepare for alien first contact. (Rule #1: Don’t high-five their leader—it might be a sacred insult in their culture.)

✔️ Outsmart robots. (Step 1: Compliment their algorithms. Step 2: Shut down their Wi-Fi.)

✔️ Pick up essential life skills to stay ahead. From alien diplomacy to deciphering cryptic AI prompts, you’ll be the master of the modern universe.

👉 Click here to begin your training. Because without your towel, you’re just another Earthling winging it. But with your towel? Oh, you’re untouchable. 🏖️🌟

And here’s some final wisdom for the road, dear traveler ~

Aliens are near
AI’s stealing all the jobs
Trust what your Towel knows. 🧻✨

🌌✨ Greetings, Interdimensional Traveler! ✨🌌
You are officially summoned to a cosmic extravaganza happening just one dimension to the left. That's right—take a step, a skip, or an enthusiastic somersault, and BOOM: new dimension, new you, same questionable life choices. 🚀

✨ Why Attend? ✨
Because your alternate self is already there, dancing with space-time, and honestly... they look cooler than you. 🕺💫

🛸 Things to Expect (But Let’s Not Overpromise):
- Reality-bending snacks: Zero-Calorie Black Hole Nachos (they’ll fill you up while sucking you in).

- Quantum karaoke: Sing out of tune in every possible universe at once! 🎤

- Time-loop party tricks: “You’ve already seen this. But you’ve already seen this.” 🔄

- An awkward encounter with your multidimensional crush—you know the one. 😘

🚨 Important Notes:

Dimensional portalization: ALWAYS a good idea. 🌀

The dress code? Anything you’d wear to meet aliens, impress your past self, or duel your doppelgänger. Bonus points for capes. 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️

The void is calling, and the vibes are immaculate. Come laugh in the face of entropy, boogie with stardust, and leave with at least 3 new versions of yourself wondering where you’ve been all this time.

See you there... or everywhere. 🌠👽

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Session 2 of 3

Greetings, future Deeply Hoopy Frood! 🚀🪐

Are you ready to face the chaos of modern life with confidence, wit, and a towel in hand?

Because here’s the truth: The Towel Knows. And if you don’t, well… let’s just say it’s time to get on board.

Now’s the moment to act because:

🌍 The world is one surprise after another! From shocking news to bewildering trends, things are unraveling faster than a cheap sweater in a tumble dryer.

👽 The government is casually admitting aliens are real. UFOs? UAPs? Whatever they’re calling them now, extraterrestrial visitors are real, and they’re probably just as weirded out by us as we are by them.

🤖 AI might already have your job, and you’d never know it. If your emails suddenly feel too witty and well-punctuated, it’s probably not you—it’s a bot.

💡 The Towel Knows that staying ahead means learning new skills faster than ever! Whether it’s mastering AI tools, impressing extraterrestrials, or just figuring out why your phone keeps autocorrecting “hello” to “hedgehog,” you’ve got to keep up!

But Don’t Panic! The Order of the Towel training videos will teach you everything you need to know to survive, thrive, and outshine the competition in this wild, intergalactic, AI-infused reality.

Because, remember: The Towel Knows.

By joining The Order, you’ll:

✔️ Become a Deeply Hoopy Frood who really knows where their towel is.

✔️ Prepare for alien first contact. (Rule #1: Don’t high-five their leader—it might be a sacred insult in their culture.)

✔️ Outsmart robots. (Step 1: Compliment their algorithms. Step 2: Shut down their Wi-Fi.)

✔️ Pick up essential life skills to stay ahead. From alien diplomacy to deciphering cryptic AI prompts, you’ll be the master of the modern universe.

👉 Click here to begin your training. Because without your towel, you’re just another Earthling winging it. But with your towel? Oh, you’re untouchable. 🏖️🌟

And here’s some final wisdom for the road, dear traveler ~

Aliens are near
AI’s stealing all the jobs
Trust what your Towel knows. 🧻✨